Brain-teaser Monday.

What can't they make?

• A bean that doesn't give you wind.
• A delicious cup of soup.
• A decent cup of instant coffee.
• A lite beer that really does taste like a premium beer.
• A bathroom cleaner that actually removes scum.
• A subway system that runs on time.
• A cat box that cleans itself.
• A printer that never jams.
• A credit card that doesn't try to fleece.
• A gin that doesn't make you violent.

Answer to last week's brain-teaser: 4. An animal shelter 

***The pet shelter in question is Animal Care & Control, a great place that is doing amazing work to help stray animals find new homes. Right now there are hundreds of beautiful cats and dogs and a few rabbits waiting to get adopted.