Friday, October 29, 2010

The "Make it Happen" Challenge

It's baaaack. "Make it Happen", the crowd-sourcing challenge to see if my big ideas can come to fruition thanks to the rich community of creatives, writers, artists, designers, inventors, scientists, architects, pharmacologists, techies, provocateurs, ethicists, military contractors, etc.


MIH Brief 015
OBJECTIVE:
Plot future careers for America's favorite new Tea Partiers like Joe "It's unconstitutional" Miller, Christina "The O isn't for orgasm" O Donnell and Sharron "Man Up" Angle, assuming they all fail in their bids to become senators next week.

They came out of towns called nowhereville and obscurity to win the hearts and minds of the right-wing nation with panache and zeal.

The adorable Sharron Angle beguiled Nevada by not knowing the difference between Latinos and Asians.

Alaska's great white hope Joe Miller had a journalist detained for asking him questions. Just who do these journalists think they are anyway.

The bewitching Christina O Donnell put Delaware on the map with an amazingly cute impression of someone who doesn't know the contents of the Ist Amendment.

Then there is Rich Iott, would be representative from Ohio, who didn't so much do an impression, but rather "acted" out being a nazi. In his defense the black SS Uniforms did make him look a lot thinner.

And finally New York's Carl Paladino emphasized the guber in gubernatorial by emailing videos of women having sex with horses.

If there truly is a god then we'll be seeing all of them take their rightful places in Washington D.C and Albany.

But what if they lose. What then? Once in a lifetime talent like this shouldn't just be allowed to disappear quietly into a November night.

What career platforms can we create for these very special people that will allow them to continue to shine brightly in the hearts and minds of the American public?

THOUGHT STARTERS:
  -  Is there an opportunity for Marvel Comics to create a new band of superheroes featuring our lovable tea partiers. The "Fringe Five" could fight the tyranny of big government, the evils of Obamacare and the sneakiness of Latinos who look Asian.
  -  How about Joe Miller opening up a chain of hunting reserves around the country, where there is only one kind of prey. Journalists.
  -  Is there an opportunity for Sharron Angle to start up a chain of Asian/Spanish fusion restaurants? "Man ge up" could become all the rage, especially with her signature dish Stir Fried Harry Reid with Guacamole and Refried Beans.
  -  Now that Bob Guccione has passed on, perhaps Carl Paladino could step into his shoes to run the Penthouse empire. For starters he could introduce America to a new publication, "Hoares and Horses".
  -  Is there an opportunity for Christina O Donnell to write text books for the Texas school system? Only someone with her specialized skill set, i.e. she thinks evolution is a myth and has no real clue about the amendments to the constitution, could be trusted to fully meet the vision and mandates of the Texas school board. 
  -  Is there an opportunity for Rich Iott to develop his own line of nazi wear specially for re-enactments, Halloween, anti-Obama rallies and government takeovers.

MANDATORIES:
  -  All ideas must first be reviewed and approved by Sarah Palin.
  -  All Fox News, Christian Broadcasting Network and National Review employees will be exempt from Joe Miller's hunting reserves.
  -  Only Chamber of Commerce money can be used to finance any initiative.

Good luck and make it happen, people!

2 say something:

Anonymous

The wait has been worth it.

Anonymous

Good call. They all lost.

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