Spice yes. Old, hopefully not.

This is the first and hopefully only time I'll do this, but I'm issuing a NSFW warning for this post. And triple that warning if it's "take your daughter to work" day. A company in Germany, where else, has created a scent based on vaginas. There I've said it. It's called Vulva, but it won't be in any department store near you.

On first reaction this smells a little fishy (no pun intended, honest). I mean the head of the company is named Guido Lenssen, which certainly sounds like it could be a made up name. That said the website is a fully functioning e-commerce site, where you can buy Vulva. Attention shoppers, there are only 278 days till Christmas.

Now I know what you're all thinking. Is Vulva actually made from real vaginas? Or is it a knock off made in China. Says Guido, "Almost everything on the sex market is based on fantasy. The toys are plastic, the movies use actors. Vulva is real. We tried several samples from women of all ages. We didn’t take the scent after someone had run a marathon or anything, but it is a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal."

Sex sells, literally.


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