Caligula director Tinto Brass plans first 3D porn movie.

Once upon a time it may have been a story in The Onion. Not anymore. According to Brass, "the time is right for 3D technologies to be used to create an erotic film." Indeed so. My only question is how will they prevent the 3D glasses from steaming up.

Then there's this story which isn't in The Onion either, but in the British equivalent called The Daily Squib. I think what we have here is a classic case of truth being just as funny as spoof.